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How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt

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So apparently me telling people to stop talking to me about dating because I want to be single is me being a dick. I hate people.

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in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

do you have a family yet?

(Source: 666calum, via marlasblackenedlungs)

If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.