How I would narrate the Olympics
- me: he's doing some athletic shit
- me: and omg look at that butt
So apparently me telling people to stop talking to me about dating because I want to be single is me being a dick. I hate people.
(Source: , via last---summer)
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
do you have a family yet?